Extra entertaining than the sport.
I’m not likely a Texas A&M fan. They’re an excessive amount of like a cult for me, their yell leaders are bizarre, and so they at all times appear to be overrated and find yourself blowing it when the stress’s on.
Their police division, nevertheless, is undefeated.
In the event you’re not following the Texas A&M Police Division on X (previously Twitter), you’re lacking out on some nice leisure, as a result of the high-quality of us at TAMU PD live-tweet their arrests and interactions with the general public on recreation day – and as you may think about, they’re fairly nice.
In the event you recall final yr, we bought a report of a person using a longhorn round campus earlier than their recreation towards Texas:
And there was additionally the 2 males who have been arrested sporting laborious hats and faux development credentials, which we later discovered contained the names “Harry Azcrac” and “Duncan McCockiner.”
(Clearly huge followers of The Simpsons).
After all a number of the interactions are extra routine. Naturally it’s a number of coping with individuals who bought a bit too intoxicated at (or earlier than) the sport, or college students busted for underage consuming. (Come on, let ’em benefit from the recreation). However a number of the interactions – and the reactions to their posts – are simply hilarious.
Often, drunk individuals are simply launched to sober mates as a substitute of really taken to jail:
However often the scholars need to go along with anyone worse than the police: Their sober dad and mom.
And when the cops can’t observe down anyone to deal with their buddy, sadly which means a visit to the drunk tank:
Then in fact you might have the youngsters attempting to sneak alcohol into Kyle Discipline:
Whereas many of the interactions appear to be alcohol associated, there are often different severe points that the cops must deal with – like smoking or vaping within the stadium:
My favorites, although, are the dudes who get in hassle for being too drunk and find yourself having to be launched to their sober spouse…since you simply understand how that automotive trip dwelling goes to go. Any person’s sleeping on the sofa tonight.
I feel I’d relatively go to jail.
I’ve at all times been anyone who favored listening to the police scanner, or following stay updates. We used to have an account right here in Nashville that may live-tweet the police scanner from Broadway. That’s how all of us discovered in regards to the man arrested at Child Rock’s bar for swinging his colostomy bag. Keep in mind that traditional?
Sadly that account went away a pair years in the past when the Metro Nashville Police Division encrypted their scanners, so I can’t comply with the motion on Broadway anymore. However fortunately, the Texas A&M Police Division is right here to offer me some much-needed leisure – particularly on Aggie recreation days.
