10 Best Divorced Dad Rock Songs of All Time

‘Divorced Dad Rock’ is lastly getting the respect it deserves. A cultural offshoot of butt rock, divorced dad rock faucets into the inside rage of the common working man — whether or not it’s relationships, jobs or being headstrong to tackle anybody!

9 out of ten household court docket judges agree — these are the best divorced dad rock songs of all time.

Someday’s a person’s simply gotta be distant, you’re feeling me? So when the ex-wife’s demanding you apologize in your actions, simply head to the storage and throw on Crossfade’s 2004 mega-hit “Chilly.” Then you may rehearse your self saying, “Sorry for the way in which I’m!” for that inevitable subsequent argument.

Trapt’s one track is important divorced dad rock, as a result of each good man is only one gentle inconvenience away from unleashing the monster he retains hidden from the world. It’s mainly “You’re not that man, pal” however earlier than cameraphones existed. However truthfully, anybody price their salt believes Chris Taylor Brown when he says he’ll tackle anybody… except “anybody” contains Danny Diablo or Ice-T. 

Nothing will get a woman moist like Chad Kroeger’s voice. You see, singers nowadays are afraid to get down and soiled with their lyrics. Not Chad… he desires a woman’s pants round her ft and he’s man sufficient to say it! I’ve by no means been to a Canadian strip membership, however I think about the day shift crew goes wild when Nickelback’s daddy-dom anthem comes on. 

If Nickelback someway doesn’t get your mistress within the temper, you’ve bought a surefire backup with Buckcherry. Josh Todd is the person! He is aware of that you just solely maintain a loopy chick round if she retains that van a-rockin’! Generally you even let her decide the youngsters up from college simply to piss off their ingrate mom.  

Boys, everyone knows what it’s like initially of any relationship. Yeah, she’s enjoyable and funky at first… however then every week goes by and all of the sudden she’s loopy! Each time I take into consideration placing myself again in the marketplace, I play Puddle of Mudd to remind myself it ain’t price it! 

Aaron Lewis understands the divorced dad. He is aware of what it’s like for a person to look himself the mirror and to hate what he sees. Then you definately punch the mirror and really feel all higher. It’s referred to as taking accountability. No mumble rapper or woke Disney star might ever write a track this good.

Within the 2006 multi-platinum hit “It’s Not Over,” Chris Daughtry sings, “Part of me is useless and within the floor / This love is killing me, however you’re the one one / It’s not over.” You see, Daughtry refuses to sugar coat actuality for you entitled brats! That’s what actual love is — sacrifice.  

I’ll inform ya, Principle of a Deadman write bops for the blue-collar working man. Why ought to the homeless be capable to sit round and leech off society? Why can’t I inform my dumbass boss to go fuck himself? Why can’t I inform an underage woman she’s “a pleasant piece of ass”? Sure, that’s an actual lyric from “Hate My Life,” a platinum-selling monitor that hit No. 3 on the Mainstream Rock chart. These guys ought to do a collab with Ted Nugent. 

Hinder actually nailed it with “Lips of an Angel.” This track’s all about your ex-wife calling you in the midst of the night time and begging so that you can take her again. “Sorry babe, I’m with one other lady. She’s sleeping within the subsequent room. Ha! Wait… don’t cling up. I like you. Wait, you’re with one other man? You heartless bitch.” This track could be very relatable. 

No person, and I imply no one, will make you’re feeling extra patriotic than Child Mutha Effin’ Rock! I like how Child Rock shouts out AC/DC and the Rolling Stones on “American Unhealthy Ass,” despite the fact that each bands aren’t even American. That’s simply how a lot Child Rock DON’T. GIVE. A. FUUUUUCK! And when you don’t salute the flag whereas the Undertaker rides his bike down the ramp at Wrestlemania to this track, then your commie ass can get the fuck out!